Later that night I filled out an American community survey that had been sent to me with a slightly pushy note saying YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW. Jeez, I hear you... No need for yelling.
The questions were completely normal, like this one:
Now what? Not much rest for the jet lagged, that's for sure... Tonight we're going to a Sounders game and tomorrow it's 4th of July. Action-packed! We will be joining the Frayos for barbecue and fireworks, and as it's my first Independence Day I'm pretty excited.