Wham bam thank you ma'am

Sometimes the smallest things can cheer you up. I've been grumbling over the totally useless dishcloths they have over here; either they're made out of cotton or other cloth (i.e. icky) or they completely lack absorption capacity, meaning that you end up simply shoving around water from one place on your countertop to another. Yet another thing I've tried to find is decent butter knives; not even IKEA had any. Weird and annoying. So when I opened my mailbox and found an envelope containing the following items, I can assure you that I was suddenly happy as a clam at high tide.

Tack mamma!