Buttered up (or sideways)

Someone is trying to bribe me! Sure, I appreciate the effort, but anyone who wants me to buy more lab supplies from their company should do their research better: mass produced milk chocolate is hardly the way to go with me.

Next time, slip in a bar of locally produced organic fair trade vegan high quality dark chocolate instead and I just might need some extra tube racks...

(Yeah yeah, I admit it: it's still quite cute.)